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Requested by anonymous.

apinchofsanity:

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Welcome to the Moran-Moriarty household where dinner consists of great deserts, and casual conversations about murder methods. 

❝ me and god, we don’t get along.

thirty-day coloring challenge | day six: create a coloring for dark images.

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!